Thursday, November 3, 2011

Dirty Little Secret


Question of the week
"Zombies are attacking your house! What do you grab first?"
I'd grab a hardcover book for protective purposes, knocking out zombies by hitting them over the head with my book is bound to give me enough time to think of an escape route. Of course I wouldn't use any of my favourite hardcovers, I do not want zombie goop on one of my favourites!
I would also refer to my zombie attack plan which everyone should have...

Remember the three steps people!


Under the Covers said...

Avoidance is really my favorite part!


Blue Shedevil said...

Love the poster. I have something very similar in cross stitch by my back door.

Jet said...

I think avoidance is the best option haha

You are well prepared for the zombies Blue Shedevil! ;)

Madame D said...

LOL. Great plan my dear! ;)

Proserpine said...

LOL oh my God, the last one: disposal, really looks like where I work... (Funeral Home) but we do like to incinerate so ... I can't read why we cannot burn them .... Anyway! Good things to know!

Andra said...

lol nice! I would never wanna get zombie goo on ANY of my books though!I think avoidance is the best as well...great post!

Kristan said...

That poster is great! Everyone should have one. I'd recommend grabbing a hardcover of the dictionary or maybe the thesaurus. Smack some sense into those zombies.

Kristan @ Lost Amongst the Shelves

Niina said...

Hmmm, you should by the book "When Zombies Attack" and whack them with that, my sister a zombie-nut likes it. ;) But don't get the paperback version. :)

Kristin said...

HaHaHaHa I love the zombie attack plan. That is too funny.
Book Sniffers Anonymous

Shae said...

Um... lol I'm a bit disturbed. I don't even know what disturbs me the omst. The fact that you pick a hardcover book... out of all things lol. Or the fact that you have created a zombie attack plan... are you expecting something?!?! are you APART of something, and just using this as a cover up?!?! These are the questions that haunt me... Lol I said a taser gun... if they come after me, I'm prepared!

Shae @ Understanding Shae's Story

Cocktails and Books said...

I did't even think about protecting myself in my DLS. I needed my electronics. Maybe I'll call you Jet, since I'll have my iPhone, for protection services with that book!

Holly said...

Great plan, Jet! I also admit I like the 'Avoidance' part best as well, can't go wrong with that one! :)


Jet said...

Thanks everyone for stopping by and taking the time to comment :D

haha Niina, whacking the zombies with a zombie themed book, I love that idea!

Dictionary is also a good idea Kristan, save me having to use one of my favourites and ruining them.

Lol! Shae, you never know ;P

Cocktails and Books- Call me up for sure! Jet to the rescue!

Yep, Avoidance is always good Holly, no messy zombie goop anywhere or danger.

Clumsy Coquette said...

I totally need a zombie attack plan and a zombie attack kit. My brother has one, but that doesn't do me any good when we are states away.

~The Clumsy Coquette