Fondled and Gobbled (Someone Had To Do It #1)
*Submitted for review by publisher*
The perfect man—with the imperfect cock and oral skills. The Dom who isn’t a dom, and the man who proves it to him. The alien with dessert-flavored semen and three cocks. The older man (a kajillionaire with a penthouse in Seattle…) who has limitless ability to come all night with his naïve little virgin. A woman on a diet who craves a feast of meat and finds herself five Broadshaft Brothers who can deliver.
If you’re looking for the perfect romance with the perfect hero and heroine, this isn’t it! This is a series of spoofs, parodies, just-for-fun lighthearted take-offs. It’s for all us longtime, hard-core romance readers who can laugh at the clichés, purple prose and “suspend your disbelief” plot devices that haunt our beloved favorite genre.
If you like a read that is quirky, steamy and funny then you will like this! Filled with short quick stories, each poking fun at erotic romances in such a great way. Starting off with a short from Cassandra Carr that turned out to be one of my particular favourites, inspired by a rather popular erotic romance that has caused quite a stir recently.
There is even an m/m story to keep things spicey called “Surprise Submissive”. I couldn’t help but laugh when Lucius was getting beaten across the head with Jace’s...Well, I’ll leave you guessing with that one.
This collection of authors know how to write, they keep you entertained from start to finish with memorable plots and characters, I wish there were more stories and that they were longer, they were hilarious. If you are looking for a break from the norm and after something different and humorous, then you might want to consider giving this anthology a go.